but i have the soothing sounds of Louise Mandrell to keep me warm:

thanks Louise.
you are one handsome woman.

hey gang!
i combined the old ‘contact me’ page with the guestbook.
so, if you’d like to send me a private message (dirty talk, death threats, etc.), there is a little checkbox for you to do so.
i also combined an elephant with a rhino, and do you know what i got?
elephino! (hell if i know!)
then, i [...]

first, i brought back the hippo.
because i missed him.
then i missed the guestbook.
so he’s back now, too.

hi gang! Ǭ† the hippo is back and available on the merchandise!!! Ǭ†
neat-o!
here it is:

wow!
i can’t stop using exclamation points!
here’s what’s up:
1. i’m doing a short tour in the new year with Intergalactic Faerie Funk from Brooklyn!
2. i’m playing a show at room 710 in January and electrofork will be making some damn fine posters!!
3. jennifer love handles is SOOOO almost ready (how come it only takes me 3 [...]

hi gang!
well, i updated the website a little bit!
i added some new merchandise, too!
and i added a link to my sonicbids account at the bottom of each page!
also, i’d like to let you all know that i will punch each and every one of you in the head!
it’s kind of like that coca-cola commercial in [...]