but i have the soothing sounds of Louise Mandrell to keep me warm: thanks Louise. you are one handsome woman.

hey gang! i combined the old ‘contact me’ page with the guestbook. so, if you’d like to send me a private message (dirty talk, death threats, etc.), there is a little checkbox for you to do so. i also combined an elephant with a rhino, and do you know what i got? elephino! (hell if [...]

first, i brought back the hippo. because i missed him. then i missed the guestbook. so he’s back now, too.

hi gang! Ǭ† the hippo is back and available on the merchandise!!! Ǭ† neat-o! here it is:

wow! i can’t stop using exclamation points! here’s what’s up: 1. i’m doing a short tour in the new year with Intergalactic Faerie Funk from Brooklyn! 2. i’m playing a show at room 710 in January and electrofork will be making some damn fine posters!! 3. jennifer love handles is SOOOO almost ready (how come [...]

hi gang! well, i updated the website a little bit! i added some new merchandise, too! and i added a link to my sonicbids account at the bottom of each page! also, i’d like to let you all know that i will punch each and every one of you in the head! it’s kind of [...]