hi gang!

well, i updated the website a little bit!

i added some new merchandise, too!

and i added a link to my sonicbids account at the bottom of each page!

also, i’d like to let you all know that i will punch each and every one of you in the head!

it’s kind of like that coca-cola commercial in the 70s where all those hippies are singing!

except, instead of teaching you how to sing and buying you a coke, i am going to punch you in your head!

and i’m not going to be very nice about it, either!

so anyways, please feel free to buy some of my merchandise and stay on the look out for the upcoming Jennifer Love Handles album!

i also want to thank all of my adoring fans!

but i really can’t emphasize the head punching threat enough!

on a side note, i am considering only wearing overalls from now on!

they’re comfortable and more durable than sweat pants or capri pants!

so thank you all for supporting me and i will personally assault each and every one of you.

TTFN!
luv,
t