hey gang!

i combined the old ‘contact me’ page with the guestbook.

so, if you’d like to send me a private message (dirty talk, death threats, etc.), there is a little checkbox for you to do so.

i also combined an elephant with a rhino, and do you know what i got?

elephino! (hell if i know!)

then, i combined 100 male deer with 100 female pigs, can you guess what i got?

100 sows and bucks! (100 thousand bucks!)

that’s right. i’m the funniest guy ever.

so move over, Howie Mandel, trey’s the new boss in town.