WOW! lance armstrong has the dale earnhardt, jr. of all testicles! yes, the surviving son of the seven time nascar winston cup champion and the remaining testicle of the seven time bicycle tour of france champion are really one and the same! and when you’re watching nascar, you’re really only staring deeply into lance armstrong’s [...]

look, i told you the show was going to kick ass. and guess what, that mf show kicked a lot of ass!!! even jasper was impressed with the number of people who showed up to the early show! WOW! i have to say even i was impressed. so thanks go out to all of you [...]

with toof (8pm) the TunaHelpers (9 pm) Rubberlegs (from NYC) (10 pm) the Ritz Upstairs Austin, TX

well, now that that’s out of the way, we can talk business. except that i would still like to see that penguin movie. in fact, i think i love penguins more than ducks. but not more than nachos. or laura skirde. actually, lately, laura skirde surpasses all nachos. anyhoo. have any of you mfs noticed [...]

well, jasper at the ritz double booked the 19th so it looks like yours truly will be going on at 8pm. rather than not playing the show at all, i just switched the order around to help out the rubberlegs and tunahelpers. that way the guys in rubberlegs can get a better chance at making [...]

i don’t know if you read the austin chronicle, but if you do, my newest cd (Jennifer Love Handles) got 3 stars today! “One-man bands are all the rage these days, but none of them has as much fun as Trey D’Amico, aka Toof. Rocking out with scarce but for a guitar and keyboard, Toof [...]