rubbing out another year!
and fully releasing it!
bye 2005!
oh! and yes, that is a metaphor!
;) winkey face!
2005 was a really awesome year for me!
let’s recap:
2 tours
i played NXNE
i played at the knitting factory in new york!
jennifer love handles was finally released!
i got some some really good reviews!
and i made some mf great friends!
hell mf yeah!
now, i [...]

hell yeah!
i just got the email and i’m going to SXSW 2006!!!
that means i’m essentially going .8 miles down 6th St. to play a show.
which is really not that far.
BUT IT’S STILL MF COOL!!!!!!
:) smiley face

now, if only laura skirde would reply to one of my emails, my life would be complete…..
:( frowney [...]

well, the official cd release party for Jennifer Love Handles/10 year Propeller Records birthday party went off without a hitch!
a bottle of wine, a can of sparks, and ONE really bad comment on the microphone was all i needed to set this CD into motion in the good graces of End of an Ear Records.
(if [...]

With the MF KEG VULTURES!!!!
starts at 6pm!
i guess this is my official MF Jennifer Love Handles Record Relase Party Y’ALL!!!!!!
there really is no such thing as ‘too many exclamation points’….
End of an Ear
2209 South 1st
Austin, TX

The Big Takeover Issue #57
page 185toof
jennifer love handles
(propeller)Toof, AKA one Trey D’Amico, would have fit OK on a 1979 bill with The Normal, Tuxedomoon, and UJ3RKS, his impertinent culture take expressing itself via humorous titles such as Jennifer Love Handles (ha!), “The Theme Song to Boobies,” and “The Ballad of Mean and Nasty,” as well [...]

you need to get your little, narrow asses down to End of an Ear records on south first, just north of oltorf this saturday nite @ 6pm!
why?
because it’s gonna be a good mf show, that’s why!!!
i’m gonna play, the keg vultures are gonna play.
i’m gonna get drunk, the keg vultures are gonna get drunk.
i’m gonna [...]

goodbyes aren’t always not easy….
here’s eddie kissing valerie goodbye before he goes off to record a really shitty album:

hi folks!
the official Jennifer Love Handles CD Release Party!
End of an Ear Records In Store Performance:
Saturday, December 17th, 6pm!
with the keg vultures!
if you folks live in austin, you should TOTALLY come to this show!
and buy a bunch of copies of Jennifer Love Handles…
…especially because i still owe Paul about $175!
but i’m hoping he doesn’t remember!
shhhhh!
and [...]