first of all,
it’s on.
there is a booked flight from nyc to austin via jetblue starring the talented marc hug and his lovely wife, dominica.
or as i’m allowed to call her: d for donut
also, things are loosely worked out for a juarez show on or around may 20.
which, if you haven’t been to juarez, it really [...]

okay, for the last time, Big and Rich are in no way affiliated with NAMBLA.
and although i have no proof that they aren’t, it still isn’t appropriate for me to say that they are impotent.
and, according to their attorneys, they do not shoot up moist, brown crystal meth that they bought from a man named [...]

they posted the schedule for sxsw!
i thought maybe they would have belle and sebastian open for me, but i guess not.
instead, i will be playing on a bill with some mf awesome local bands: gorch fock, tia carrera, and amplified heat!
that’s really mf cool!
the only trade-off is that it’s kinda early: 730pm.
i like to [...]

well…
i know where i’m playing, but i don’t know with whom or at what time.
also, i’m required to submit a formal apology to Big and Rich for suggesting that they assault young boys.
apparently, they do not.
i imagine it has something to do with being impotent from all the trucker speed they shoot.
but hey, i’m no [...]

so, in a previous post that i’ve since deleted, i got toby keith confused with big and rich.
i’m not really sure how that happened.
i mean, toby keith is really nothing like big and rich.
even to the untrained eye.
or to the untrained ear.
they’re worlds apart.
i mean, toby keith wears sleeveless shirts.
and Big and Rich sexually assault [...]

dear yahoo webhosting,
you are the ‘Corky’ of webhosting.
yes, that is a reference i have made in the past to the canceled ABC series, ‘Life Goes On’.
you should be familiar with that television series because it was still on the air the last time you provided any decent features to your customers.
you should also be familiar [...]

smile like a donut
why?
because everyone likes donuts…
and yes, it is very inappropriate
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this is the nacho guy:

okay folks.
so i changed my web servers, which is because i also switched over to wordpress which is so i could blog more so i could make more money so i could buy more cocaine so i could blog more so i could make more money and i don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
I [...]

or mole asses
either way, i’m writing some new songs that will kick your ass.
i plan on debuting or debutting it at SXSW.
“when and where are you playing at SXSW?” you might ask
i am not sure just yet, i believe they are still organizing the events.
“how come you’ve been relatively quiet on your blog lately?” is [...]