Toof

Originally uploaded by k-dj.

this photo was taken by k-dj…
this was probably before i threatened to fight everyone in the audience…
but i might have already told everyone that i’m bob schneider…
details are fuzzy…
luv,
t

but you have to agree, i do look and sound a lot like him!
right?
well here’s what’s up.
first of all, montgomery gentry sucks.
you can just kinda look at them and tell, can’t you?
i applaud most of you out there for already knowing this.
now, i acknowledge that they have sold a lot more albums than i have.
i [...]

first of all, i can immediately see at least 6 things wrong with the title of this blog.
secondly, this link to an article from the UT College Paper will show you a picture courtesy of toof.
it is actually john schooley….
you can tell because i am much more handsome than he is! ;)
but he would be [...]

well guess what, sxsw?
i win.
it’s monday, and my liver is functioning like a healthy mormon boy’s.
i made you, sxsw.
i own you.
is that all you got?
5 painful nights of bourbon and screaming and burning bridges?
i can do that in my sleep!
i made you, Cosell!

is it already saturday?
damn!
the past 3 days have been a blur.
wednesday nite:  i brought pain to spiro’s and served it up gourmet-style and made some new friends!
thursday:  i delivered some leftovers from the night before’s pain and decided to serve it to Woody’s South and gave everybody a taste explosion!
BOO YAA!
take that, Big and Rich.
t

with:
Los Angeles (k. Stack of Gorch Fock),
Me Infecto -2p
Megazilla – 3p
Toof – 4p
Red X Red M – 5p
The International Playboys – 6p
Woody’s South
321 W. Ben White
Austin, TX 78704

Spiro’s Patio
toof – 730p
God’s Temple Of Family Deliverance – 8p
Cardinale – 9p
Amplified Heat – 10p
Tia Carrera – 11p
The International Playboys – 12p
Gorch Fock – 1a
Spiro’s
611 Red River
Austin, TX 78701

well, in just a few short minutes i’m gonna load up the pickup truck and drive 1.6 miles down to Spiro’s.
according to google maps, that should take me 3 minutes.
then, i will have 2 hours to drink away the fear.
and afterwards, i will have a lifetime to regret everything i say on the mic this [...]

hi folks.
i just played on the radio in san marcos today!
and boy, are my arms tired!
fortunately, daniel s. recorded it and will bleep out all the ‘radio-unfriendly’ phrases.
it’ll air tomorrow and i will post the time sometime tonite…
oh! and in case you didn’t believe me, check out the sleeper picks for Wednesday nite…
anyhoo, speaking of [...]

wait, did i say ‘new boy in the trunk’?
i meant ‘truck’.
i drive a pick-up truck.
oh, and i’m gonna play live on the radio in san marcos next week!
88.9 KTSW
more details later!
i’ll be performing a few songs and promoting the shows that i’m playing next week!
t

the clock is ticking down till my sxsw show at Spiro’s next wednesday
on thursday afternoon, i’m gonna play at Woody’s South with a lot of the same bands.
so if you can’t make it to the spiro’s show, then you can make it to the woody’s show.
i pledge to be extremely entertaining.
just keep feeding me bourbon, coke, and [...]

they’re harvesting my dna!
they can hear my thoughts through the aluminum foil on my head!
there are little bumblebees with cameras that study my movements!
mariah carey is justin on carnivale!
and i’m playing SXSW next wednesday nite and then Woody’s south on thursday afternoon and they might find me!
i can’t feel my legs!
 

geesh!
i can’t believe you people!
by now, if you don’t comprehend the interwoven fabrics of time and the universe and how they answer every question man has ever pondered, then you’re a moron.
do i have to spell it out for you?
okay, fine.
i will.
just be here, march 15 at 730pm. it will only take me 20 [...]