the blair witch project would have been a lot scarier had they filmed it in my apartment.

anyhoo,  i was amazing last nite.

and i’m not just tooting my own horn.

okay, yes, i am tooting my own horn.

but i effectively made stuff happen.

and that’s really what i’m all about:  effectively making stuff happen

and by ‘stuff’ i mean ‘people’

and by ‘happen’ i mean ‘angry’

just kidding!

i did rock, though.

next show:  ROOM 710 (next door to 7-11) with CAPTURED BY ROBOTS! AND PRETTY PRETTY!

i will destroy you!

and by ‘destroy’ i mean ‘cuddle’

t