Archive for September, 2006

alright, this thing is getting way out of hand!

for the last time, i do not know for or not for sure if Big and Rich are or are not sexually assaulting young boys while they are high on crystal meth that they could have purchased from a man named Quasar who may or may not live in Pasadena, Texas, just off State Highway [...]

oh boy!

neat!
WOW!
COOL!!!!
stuff.
thingies.
eh.
…zzzzzzzzzz

what is it with me and really old news?

how come i’m dwelling on things like bill cosby’s alleged date-raping scandals and the questionable circumstances surrounding John Ramsey’s daughter’s death?
because i’m tired of michael jackson jokes and politics are gay.
or vice-versa–you tell me.
anyhoo, the point is i just think that shit is funny for some reason and i don’t really feel like letting go.
in [...]

damn… i’ve got finesse!

well, after a little humble pie, google was kind enough to reinstate my adsense account.
and i thank them for that!
as of the time of this writing, the ads still haven’t shown up yet.
but the email from the adsense team was very nice and i expect to see the ads show up very soon.
now, i can [...]

oops

you’re probably all wondering what happened to the ads on my page…
well, um, apparently the nice folks at google didn’t find my blogs very funny, and rightfully so. they have a lot of websites using adsense and they are understandably concerned about abuse. and hopefully they will accept my appeal and letter of [...]

my jonbenet elmo idea didn’t make it past the marketing meeting.

i’m a little upset about that.
apparently, people are still a little sensitive about what happened to her and not willing to tie it in to marketing a children’s toy.
look, sex sells.
she was hot.
you know that.
i know that.
and her parents knew that.
especially her dad.
i mean, ESPECIALLY her dad.
so why not put 2 and 2 together and [...]

neato!

wow!
last nite’s show was awesome!
the mf Arab League is amazing and if you live in austin you should see them whenever possible!!!
now look, i’ve got balls to do what i do and say what i say.
but these guys have BALLLLLLS to do what they do and say what they say!
here’s a quick recap:
the Arab League: [...]

Austin, TX – Room 710 – w/ Arab League – Jimmy Flemion (the Frogs)

oh yeah!!!
now it’s on!
jimmy flemion – 1230
toof – 1130pm
Arab League – 1045pm
[tba] – 1000pm

what’s up next week?

well, i’m playing at the room 710 next thursday and it’s probably going to be a very bad ass show!!
originally, we wanted to have the Arab League and toof play.
but as of last nite, it looks like we have a very special guest for that evening:
jimmy flemion from the frogs will be headlining!
that’s mf bad [...]

thank you beerland!

last nite wasn’t really crowded, despite the onslaught of the OSU fans here in austin.
but it was a really awesome show.
one in which i wasn’t completely obliterated!
and yes, i got to share with the audience my own obsession with the JonBenet Ramsey case….
and might i say that The Roller kicked my ass?!
and might i say [...]

Austin, TX – BeerLand – w/ Hit By A Car – Rubber Robot – The Roller

toof – 1230a
Hit By A Car – 1130p
Rubber Robot – 1045p
The Roller – 1000p
Beerland
711.5 Red River
Austin, TX 78701