Archive for October, 2006

trick or treat!

since i’m a 400 lb. diabetic, i will opt for only for tricks this year. first, i will roll up in my electrolized rollin chair. then i will slash your tires. you can keep your unhealthy treats. what’s my costume gonna be? a 400 lb. tire-slashing ghost.

the St. Louis Cardinals are the 2006 World Baseball Champions!

wow! a team that barely won 50% of their games actually won the world series! that’s amazing! a mediocre, half-assed, team finally proves that they’re the absolute best at playing the most boring sport in the entire world. i actually missed all 5 games of the world series. why? because i’ve been getting ready for [...]

dear jodie foster,

… just kidding!!!!!! i wonder if she dreads getting fan mail? anyhoo, all is well is austin. we’re getting our 4 days of fall! it’s 71 degrees US Farenheit and not too sunny. but that’s not all the news that’s fit to print. it’s just some of it. i’m playing november 9th. more details to [...]

es bueno!

that means OK! the pretty pretty rocked! the high divers rocked! then i rocked! and lost a soldier or 2 along the way. :( frowney face but i didn’t show my ass, and that is something to be proud of! oh wait… never mind. luv, t

Austin, TX – Headhunter’s – w/ Pretty Pretty – the High Divers

high divers – last toof – next to first pretty pretty – first

it’s on like some sort of popular 1980s video game whose last syllable rhymes with ‘on’

tonite! that’s right! headhunters with the Pretty Pretty and the High Divers! that won’t suck AT ALL!!!!! i promise! luv, t