come out and see me!
toof – 1000pm
the Fakers – 1130pm
Long Branch Inn
1133 East 11th
Austin, TX 78702

i love handsome joel
i heart hj
honky – 1230pm
quick and the dead – 1130pm
toof – 1045pm
oklahomos – 1000pm

i can finally get my career in rap music started!
i’m thinking about redoing ‘rapper’s delight’ by the sugarhill gang.
except i will do all the parts in slightly different voices which should sound impressive with my muppet-like vocal quality.
i also have some raps about the mildly homoerotic undertones of the Peanuts comic strip.
hey, that guy died! [...]

and handsome too, folks.
last nite was awesome!
it was the ‘Attack of the One Man Bands’ and everyone was brilliant.
to be honest, i really dislike the ‘one-man-band’ classification.
but i made my bed and i’m gonna lie in it.
anyhoo… john schooley, DFI, emotron and Ghostwriter were all impressive last nite, and i was honored to be on [...]

The Creepout Goes all weekend, but i play on Thursday!
Thursday, November 9- Beerland-
Attack of The One Man Bands
Ghostwriter (12:50)
Toof (11:55)
The Emotron (ATL) (11:00)
John Schooley and His One Man Band (10:15)
DFI (9:30)
Friday, November 10-
The CHUMPS (reunion show) (12:30)
The Bulemics (11:30)
The Ends (10:30)
The Wolves (Portland) (9:30)
Happy Hour Show with sheepherder, lowlife, anti-social (7-9)
Saturday, November 11-
Red’s Scoot [...]

but i’d still do jenna and/or barbara.
and i think that’s something we can all agree on.
and maybe they’ll be at Beerland next thursday, November 9th, for my big show!
and i hope you will be too!
and it’s not just my big show!
it’s the start of a whole festival created by Chicken Ranch Records proprietor, Mike Dickinson!
here [...]