come out and see me! toof – 1000pm the Fakers – 1130pm Long Branch Inn 1133 East 11th Austin, TX 78702

i love handsome joel i heart hj honky – 1230pm quick and the dead – 1130pm toof – 1045pm oklahomos – 1000pm

i can finally get my career in rap music started! i’m thinking about redoing ‘rapper’s delight’ by the sugarhill gang. except i will do all the parts in slightly different voices which should sound impressive with my muppet-like vocal quality. i also have some raps about the mildly homoerotic undertones of the Peanuts comic strip. [...]

and handsome too, folks. last nite was awesome! it was the ‘Attack of the One Man Bands’ and everyone was brilliant. to be honest, i really dislike the ‘one-man-band’ classification. but i made my bed and i’m gonna lie in it. anyhoo… john schooley, DFI, emotron and Ghostwriter were all impressive last nite, and i [...]

The Creepout Goes all weekend, but i play on Thursday! Thursday, November 9- Beerland- Attack of The One Man Bands Ghostwriter (12:50) Toof (11:55) The Emotron (ATL) (11:00) John Schooley and His One Man Band (10:15) DFI (9:30) Friday, November 10- The CHUMPS (reunion show) (12:30) The Bulemics (11:30) The Ends (10:30) The Wolves (Portland) [...]

but i’d still do jenna and/or barbara. and i think that’s something we can all agree on. and maybe they’ll be at Beerland next thursday, November 9th, for my big show! and i hope you will be too! and it’s not just my big show! it’s the start of a whole festival created by Chicken [...]