Archive for 2007
Thursday, December 27th, 2007
after a pretty crappy start, 2007 is ending pretty cool.
masonic turned out to be a really good source of joy for me and i feel like i'm 10 times the bass player i was before joining them.
and that's a lot because i'm kind of a bad ass! ;) winkey face
also, ...
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Thursday, December 6th, 2007
my quebecois friend, Corey, has an impressive remix of the Ballad of Mean and Nasty!
i freakin love it!
and you can hear it: >>here
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Sunday, December 2nd, 2007
real busy
hi folks!
i just got home from the full-on premiere of the Lusty Limbless Lesbos film!
i can't say i didn't feel just wee bit out of place, considering i was slightly older than everyone in the room.
and by 'older' i mean 'heterosexual male'.
but they were totally sweet to ...
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Wednesday, November 21st, 2007
i thought neil diamond was gay.
turns out, he writes songs about having sex with 12 year old daughters of assassinated presidents.
that's not hot at all.
i will guarantee you this: i won't ever write a song about a 12 year old girl whose father was an assassinated elected official.
in other ...
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Sunday, October 28th, 2007
hi folks!
even though i'm pretty much off the hook, save for $900 in tickets and fines yet to pay, i still think friday nite lights sucks.
having said that, i'm in no way implying that i drove through the set of friday nite lights in an effort to cleanse the austin ...
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
well, i got another phil collins record today.
this one in the form of a cassette tape!
from new jersey!
i hate phil collins.
with everything that is holy on this green earth, god damn do i hate phil collins.
i would pay money to kick him in the small of his back until he ...
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Saturday, September 29th, 2007
hi folks!
a while back, i got an email on myspace from a grrl who said she was making a movie.
she asked me if it would be alright to use one of my songs.
so, after 200+ pages of binding legal contracts, agreements, and notarized statements, we had a deal!
the ...
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Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
first of all the damon o benefit raised about $10,000.
so thank all of you for donating.
secondly, the first masonic show went off without any major hitches.
we were squeezed onto a tiny little stage. just next door to my favorite bar ever: the CockPit!
my next show with masonic will be ...
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Saturday, September 8th, 2007
JAD FAIR
PONG
TOOF
UNICORN MAGIC (11 year reunion)
DIXIE WASTE
HONKY
the HIGH DIVERS w/ GIBBY HAYNES Guest Vocalizing
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Saturday, September 8th, 2007
if you don't give a fat frog's ass about TCU and UT, or even if you do, come out to the show today.
i believe trophy's touts itself as a sports bar anyways, so you can watch the game and come to the benefit.
doors open at 4pm.
it got written up in ...
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Thursday, September 6th, 2007
featuring yours truly on the bass.
i'm not just a pretty face.
here's the last.fm version!
luv,
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Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
freedom isn't free!
it costs about US$4000.
but i will say this: I DON'T CARE WHO HE OR SHE IS, YOUR LAWYER SUCKS!!
now, why would i say that?
well, because there is no way in hell that your lawyer could have possibly done what mine did today.
let's go back, shall we?
around this ...
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Monday, September 3rd, 2007
once upon a time, there was a little bunny rabbit with an awkward speech impediment caused by a cleft palate.
the saliva on the bunny's cleft palate would dry out and smell like vinegar brewed in the asscrack of a homeless person with the gout, but only slightly more vinegary.
but that ...
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Saturday, August 18th, 2007
well, i'm in houston (actually, i'm all the up in porter, tx) with leslie o preparing for the long ass day and nite of celebrating damon.
i loved the guy, but i'm not sure i can stand 15 bands.
i'm just kidding, he would have done it for me.
but i ...
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Sunday, August 5th, 2007
hey gang!
sorry about not posting since june 10th, but it's been quite an eventful summer.
out with the old, in with the new.
new job, new band, new friends.
so here's the scoop.
masonic and i have been practicing and/or recording for the last couple of months, and we're putting the finishing ...
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