day 8: we had to eat brian.
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 – 9:16 amthings took a real bad turn for the worse yesterday.
out here in the cold, wild, and desolate parts of greenville, we ran out of food.
we didn’t run out of gas, so we could have easily driven somewhere, but the hunger was affecting our decision-making processes.
so we ate brian.
and he was he-brew-licious!
we also, possibly, could have drawn straws and approached the whole ‘eating-a-human-for-survival’ thing more fairly.
but once again, our decision-making processes were clouded by severe hunger.
oh, and the show in greenville was freaking awesome!
… big crowd … mossyrock sounded great … kosher foods!
i had a blast!
and i even played the song whom shall not be played again.
goddammit!
i’m putting one of those car breathalizer thingies on my computer so i won’t be tempted to play that goddamn song again.
now that i think about it, maybe we should have put one of breathalizer thingies on brian…?
oh, one more thing.
i said yesterday that we were playing wilmington on the 6th.
but we played greenville last nite.
tonite we play wilmington.
‘my bad’ [sic]
and also ‘my bad’ for eating human flesh.
luv,
t