hi gang. i’m still here, i’m not gone. i’ve been laying low since damon died, but i’ve still been working on a lot of stuff lately. i keep chipping away at lyrics for the next album. it’s really hard to out-do “applebee’s, bennigan’s, olive garden, italian men.” so fuck you, charlotte and emily bronte! there’s [...]

i grew up in houston. so i can say whatever the hell i like about it. and that means i can say it truly sucks. but this morning, i received a nice, little email from my record label proprietor, Mr. Paul J. Rabinowitz Horsley, IV; Esq. It was a link to a very nice review [...]

is not quite a porn star yet. but she has stuff on the internet that shows her naked. so she’s on her way. good for her! she kinda looks like bjork. i’m not even sure if that’s a good thing or not. but, anyhoo, this isn’t her website. good luck with spanking it! luv, t