hey y’all! i’m sorry! somewhere along the time i was writing music and playing shows, i must have forgotten that this website was initially developed so that you could spank it to Mariah Carey’s retarded half-sister, jennifer toof. i know this because my ‘stats’ page lets me know what search terms you folks use to [...]

today, i brought some crappy cold medicine back to the store from which they were purchased and got my money back – no questions asked. then, i pawned a mixer i never use to pay a bill and got more money than i really probably should have. i feel kinda bad for that kid, but [...]

hi gang. the masonic thing seems to be working out really well! i expect to go to lawrence in august with them, if the stars are in alignment. what else do i know? that some folks are brighter than other folks. that’s about it. luv, t