hey y’all!
i’m sorry!
somewhere along the time i was writing music and playing shows, i must have forgotten that this website was initially developed so that you could spank it to Mariah Carey’s retarded half-sister, jennifer toof.
i know this because my ’stats’ page lets me know what search terms you folks use to get to this [...]

today, i brought some crappy cold medicine back to the store from which they were purchased and got my money back – no questions asked.
then, i pawned a mixer i never use to pay a bill and got more money than i really probably should have. i feel kinda bad for that kid, [...]

hi gang.
the masonic thing seems to be working out really well!
i expect to go to lawrence in august with them, if the stars are in alignment.
what else do i know?
that some folks are brighter than other folks.
that’s about it.
luv,
t