hi folks! a while back, i got an email on myspace from a grrl who said she was making a movie. she asked me if it would be alright to use one of my songs. so, after 200+ pages of binding legal contracts, agreements, and notarized statements, we had a deal! the movie is called [...]

first of all the damon o benefit raised about $10,000. so thank all of you for donating. secondly, the first masonic show went off without any major hitches. we were squeezed onto a tiny little stage. just next door to my favorite bar ever: the CockPit! my next show with masonic will be at the [...]

JAD FAIR PONG TOOF UNICORN MAGIC (11 year reunion) DIXIE WASTE HONKY the HIGH DIVERS w/ GIBBY HAYNES Guest Vocalizing

if you don’t give a fat frog’s ass about TCU and UT, or even if you do, come out to the show today. i believe trophy’s touts itself as a sports bar anyways, so you can watch the game and come to the benefit. doors open at 4pm. it got written up in the chronicle, [...]

featuring yours truly on the bass. i’m not just a pretty face. here’s the last.fm version! luv, t table.lfmWidget8ad1ac8e31c47b1237e56cb3e5d301ad td {margin:0 !important;padding:0 !important;border:0 !important;}table.lfmWidget8ad1ac8e31c47b1237e56cb3e5d301ad tr.lfmHead a:hover {background:url(http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/images/en/header/playlist/regular_blue.png) no-repeat 0 0 !important;}table.lfmWidget8ad1ac8e31c47b1237e56cb3e5d301ad tr.lfmEmbed object {float:left;}table.lfmWidget8ad1ac8e31c47b1237e56cb3e5d301ad tr.lfmFoot td.lfmConfig a:hover {background:url(http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/images/en/footer/blue_np.png) no-repeat 0px 0 !important;;}table.lfmWidget8ad1ac8e31c47b1237e56cb3e5d301ad tr.lfmFoot td.lfmView a:hover {background:url(http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/images/en/footer/blue_np.png) no-repeat -85px 0 !important;}table.lfmWidget8ad1ac8e31c47b1237e56cb3e5d301ad tr.lfmFoot td.lfmPopup a:hover {background:url(http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/images/en/footer/blue_np.png) no-repeat [...]

freedom isn’t free! it costs about US$4000. but i will say this: I DON’T CARE WHO HE OR SHE IS, YOUR LAWYER SUCKS!! now, why would i say that? well, because there is no way in hell that your lawyer could have possibly done what mine did today. let’s go back, shall we? around this [...]

once upon a time, there was a little bunny rabbit with an awkward speech impediment caused by a cleft palate. the saliva on the bunny’s cleft palate would dry out and smell like vinegar brewed in the asscrack of a homeless person with the gout, but only slightly more vinegary. but that has nothing to [...]