hi folks!
a while back, i got an email on myspace from a grrl who said she was making a movie.
she asked me if it would be alright to use one of my songs.
so, after 200+ pages of binding legal contracts, agreements, and notarized statements, we had a deal!
the movie is called lusty limbless [...]

first of all the damon o benefit raised about $10,000.
so thank all of you for donating.
secondly, the first masonic show went off without any major hitches.
we were squeezed onto a tiny little stage. just next door to my favorite bar ever: the CockPit!
my next show with masonic will be at the Beauty Bar, November [...]

JAD FAIR
PONG
TOOF
UNICORN MAGIC (11 year reunion)
DIXIE WASTE
HONKY
the HIGH DIVERS w/ GIBBY HAYNES Guest Vocalizing

if you don’t give a fat frog’s ass about TCU and UT, or even if you do, come out to the show today.
i believe trophy’s touts itself as a sports bar anyways, so you can watch the game and come to the benefit.
doors open at 4pm.
it got written up in the chronicle, if you would [...]

featuring yours truly on the bass.
i’m not just a pretty face.
here’s the last.fm version!
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freedom isn’t free!
it costs about US$4000.
but i will say this: I DON’T CARE WHO HE OR SHE IS, YOUR LAWYER SUCKS!!
now, why would i say that?
well, because there is no way in hell that your lawyer could have possibly done what mine did today.
let’s go back, shall we?
around this time last year, a certain [...]

once upon a time, there was a little bunny rabbit with an awkward speech impediment caused by a cleft palate.
the saliva on the bunny’s cleft palate would dry out and smell like vinegar brewed in the asscrack of a homeless person with the gout, but only slightly more vinegary.
but that has nothing to do with [...]