hi folks!
even though i’m pretty much off the hook, save for $900 in tickets and fines yet to pay, i still think friday nite lights sucks.
having said that, i’m in no way implying that i drove through the set of friday nite lights in an effort to cleanse the austin talent pool.
all i’m saying is [...]

well, i got another phil collins record today.
this one in the form of a cassette tape!
from new jersey!
i hate phil collins.
with everything that is holy on this green earth, god damn do i hate phil collins.
i would pay money to kick him in the small of his back until he pees blood.
WOW!
in other news, i [...]