hi folks! even though i’m pretty much off the hook, save for $900 in tickets and fines yet to pay, i still think friday nite lights sucks. having said that, i’m in no way implying that i drove through the set of friday nite lights in an effort to cleanse the austin talent pool. all [...]

well, i got another phil collins record today. this one in the form of a cassette tape! from new jersey! i hate phil collins. with everything that is holy on this green earth, god damn do i hate phil collins. i would pay money to kick him in the small of his back until he [...]