Archive for 2007

oh gosh, i’m sorry.

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

hey y'all! i'm sorry! somewhere along the time i was writing music and playing shows, i must have forgotten that this website was initially developed so that you could spank it to Mariah Carey's retarded half-sister, jennifer toof. i know this because my 'stats' page lets me know what search terms you folks ...

i can feel it coming in my hair tonite.

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

today, i brought some crappy cold medicine back to the store from which they were purchased and got my money back - no questions asked. then, i pawned a mixer i never use to pay a bill and got more money than i really probably should have. i feel ...

still going

Monday, June 4th, 2007

hi gang. the masonic thing seems to be working out really well! i expect to go to lawrence in august with them, if the stars are in alignment. what else do i know? that some folks are brighter than other folks. that's about it. luv, t

where’s ralph waldo emerson?

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

hi gang. i'm still here, i'm not gone. i've been laying low since damon died, but i've still been working on a lot of stuff lately. i keep chipping away at lyrics for the next album. it's really hard to out-do "applebee's, bennigan's, olive garden, italian men." so fuck you, charlotte and emily bronte! ...

houston just got 1 point less sucky!

Friday, May 4th, 2007

i grew up in houston. so i can say whatever the hell i like about it. and that means i can say it truly sucks. but this morning, i received a nice, little email from my record label proprietor, Mr. Paul J. Rabinowitz Horsley, IV; Esq. It was a link to a very nice ...

jennifer toof? toastee?

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

is not quite a porn star yet. but she has stuff on the internet that shows her naked. so she's on her way. good for her! she kinda looks like bjork. i'm not even sure if that's a good thing or not. but, anyhoo, this isn't her website. good luck with spanking it! luv, t

neato.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

i'm taking a break for a couple of months to: 1. dry out 2. finish some songs 3. do a cleanse 4. deal with the Travis County Court System

it’s over and i miss it already

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

well, it all really ended after monday nite. bri bri zombie and i went to the mean eyed cat and donn's depot to usher out the end of the tour. but after the past 3 nites of sleeping soundly and getting my stomach back into a somewhat normal disposition, i can ...

Austin, TX - Austin Convention Center - Rollerderby SXSW show - w/ Near Miss

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

Austin's Cherry Bombs and the Holy Rollers will be skating! this is the last day of SXSW, too! toof - 600pm near miss - 700pm Austin Convention Center 500 East Cesar Chavez, Hall #1 Austin, TX 78701

Austin, TX - SingularAudio/ LoneStarMusicSchool - w/ mossyrock

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

off sxsw showcase! 6-10pm others TBA Singular Audio/Lone Star Music School 2824 Real Austin, TX 78722

Denton, TX - 715 Panhandle - w/ mossyrock - the big art show

Friday, March 16th, 2007

on tour w/ mossyrock and the big art show! 715 Panhandle Denton, TX 76201

day 15: back in austin, lots to report

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

so let's see... what was the last post about? murfreesboro? new orleans? ouch. new orleans, was... well.... new orleans! and i tried to put a dent in it, but probably didn't even ding it. that's okay. it's still there for me to try again. so then, we made that gorgeous, lovely drive through east texas to my favorite city ...

Austin, TX - The Parlor - w/ mossyrock - the big art show

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

end of the tour with mossyrock and the big art show! The Parlor 4301B Guadalupe Austin, TX 78751

Houston, TX - SuperHappyFunLand - w/ mossyrock - the big art show

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

on tour w/ the big art show and mossyrock! Super Happy Fun Land! 002610 Ashland Street (@ W27th Street in the Heights) Houston TX 77008 713-880-2100

day 13: new orleans: 1, trey: 0

Monday, March 12th, 2007

i passed out at 1130 last nite. but new orleans is mf beautiful! no shows, no nothing. just me, bri-bri?-chevre?, marc and dominica... and the entire big art show tour van... chillin in the french quarter. but you may be asking yourself, 'self, how was the show in murfreesboro?' well, it was the ...