Archive for January, 2008
Sunday, January 20th, 2008
politics are gay, but sports are WAY gayer.
especially if you're from houston.
and now i'll explain why.
you see, houston is cursed.
it is a hot, steamy bowl of crap, despair, and broken dreams for about 10 months out of the year.
just drive down I-45 south of the loop.
crappy furniture store, check ...
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Sunday, January 13th, 2008
SCENE 1: Wide shot of a two-story house in Anywhere, USA.... switch to a living room where BLACK DUDE and BAPTIST GUY are on the couch.
BAPTIST GUY: "The world is flat."
BLACK DUDE: "Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete of all time."
We see WOMYN come in from the kitchen wearing ...
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Saturday, January 12th, 2008
it's off to a good start
masonic played at emo's free week last week in front of probably the biggest crowd i've ever played for.
maybe the roller derby had more people, but i really have no idea, emo's was elbow-to-asshole in there.
coming up this tuesday, we're playing at the beauty bar ...
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