politics are gay, but sports are WAY gayer. especially if you’re from houston. and now i’ll explain why. you see, houston is cursed. it is a hot, steamy bowl of crap, despair, and broken dreams for about 10 months out of the year. just drive down I-45 south of the loop. crappy furniture store, check [...]

SCENE 1: Wide shot of a two-story house in Anywhere, USA…. switch to a living room where BLACK DUDE and BAPTIST GUY are on the couch. BAPTIST GUY: “The world is flat.” BLACK DUDE: “Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete of all time.” We see WOMYN come in from the kitchen wearing an apron that [...]

it’s off to a good start masonic played at emo’s free week last week in front of probably the biggest crowd i’ve ever played for. maybe the roller derby had more people, but i really have no idea, emo’s was elbow-to-asshole in there. coming up this tuesday, we’re playing at the beauty bar again, to [...]