politics are gay, but sports are WAY gayer.
especially if you’re from houston.
and now i’ll explain why.
you see, houston is cursed.
it is a hot, steamy bowl of crap, despair, and broken dreams for about 10 months out of the year.
just drive down I-45 south of the loop.
crappy furniture store, check cashing place, shitty tire shop, [...]

SCENE 1: Wide shot of a two-story house in Anywhere, USA…. switch to a living room where BLACK DUDE and BAPTIST GUY are on the couch.
BAPTIST GUY: “The world is flat.”
BLACK DUDE: “Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete of all time.”
We see WOMYN come in from the kitchen wearing an apron that reads “Come [...]

it’s off to a good start
masonic played at emo’s free week last week in front of probably the biggest crowd i’ve ever played for.
maybe the roller derby had more people, but i really have no idea, emo’s was elbow-to-asshole in there.
coming up this tuesday, we’re playing at the beauty bar again, to probably 10 people.
but [...]