Mary Higgins Clark, i must destroy you…
Thursday, May 22, 2008 – 11:11 amyou know what you did MHC
you and Zane Grey must be destroyed.
i’m calling a jihad on both of you.
so eat it.
well, what else have we (i) learned about blind people this week?
not only do they not be rewindin’ their cassette tapes, but they be readin’ some shitty, shitty, shitty books.
and by ‘readin’, i mean ‘listenin to’
and by ‘books’ i mean those written by Zane Grey and Mary Higgins Clark.
look, i’m not much of a reader.
nor am i much of a listener.
why?
because i get bored readin and listenin unless it’s interestin.
and MHC and ZG do not interest me in the slightest.
SRSLY
here’s another useful piece of trivia:
there is actually a cassette tape produced each month for the following magazine:
Texas Parks and Wildlife
oh sure, i could go into detail about how there is no possible way that the articles could be absorbed without seeing any of the pictures.
and of course, i could even point out that not much shit happens in the worlds of parks and/or wildlife in texas to warrant the release of a periodical journal.
but instead, i’d rather point out that this shit is on CASSETTE TAPE and not on any other medium that has become standardized in the last 18 years.
so, if you’re reading this blog and you’re a blindie, it’s time to join the revolution!!!!!!!!
put down that shitty sony walkman with those raggedy, tinnitus-causing earphones that you paid $200 for in 1986!
go walk/tap your ass down to target and get you one of those crappy $19 Coby CD players with the same shitty tinnitus-causing earphones!
then start asking for your crappy Western and Suspense novels on compact disc.
but do so after i finish my community service so i don’t have to schlep couches and end tables at the salvation army.
that shitty furniture is just full of brown recluses and scorpions!
i ain’t going out like that!
also, masonic is currently working on a li’l EP for your listening pleasure and we’re playing next wednesday nite for the 101x homegrown thingie at the whisky thingie.
t