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it’s over and i miss it already

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

well, it all really ended after monday nite. bri bri zombie and i went to the mean eyed cat and donn's depot to usher out the end of the tour. but after the past 3 nites of sleeping soundly and getting my stomach back into a somewhat normal disposition, i can ...

day 15: back in austin, lots to report

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

so let's see... what was the last post about? murfreesboro? new orleans? ouch. new orleans, was... well.... new orleans! and i tried to put a dent in it, but probably didn't even ding it. that's okay. it's still there for me to try again. so then, we made that gorgeous, lovely drive through east texas to my favorite city ...

day 13: new orleans: 1, trey: 0

Monday, March 12th, 2007

i passed out at 1130 last nite. but new orleans is mf beautiful! no shows, no nothing. just me, bri-bri?-chevre?, marc and dominica... and the entire big art show tour van... chillin in the french quarter. but you may be asking yourself, 'self, how was the show in murfreesboro?' well, it was the ...

day 11: chattanooga, knoxville

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

well, tennessee has so far proved to be freaking awesome! we played at the black sheep pub in chattanooga on thursday and met some really nice people. we also ate some really kick ass food there. i spent the better part of yesterday not doing a god damn thing and loving every minute ...

day 9: wilmington? okay!

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

well, we did it! we played at the laundrolounge in wilmington! my only regret is that we didn't spend more time at the beach! :( frowney face there were a lot of awesome artists at the the show, and me mossyrock rocked ass! tonite, we're splitting off from the big art show tour to ...

day 8: we had to eat brian.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

things took a real bad turn for the worse yesterday. out here in the cold, wild, and desolate parts of greenville, we ran out of food. we didn't run out of gas, so we could have easily driven somewhere, but the hunger was affecting our decision-making processes. so we ate brian. and he ...

day 7: last nite, raleigh! wilmington tonite!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

boo yaa! i like the north carolina! and despite my michael-richards-esque [sic] banter on the microphone last nite, raleigh liked me too! i promised myself i wouldn't play 'anal in the morning' on this tour. but goddammit. anyhoo, that was really only for the big art show folks. the mossyrock kids are sounding better ...

day f: raleigh!

Monday, March 5th, 2007

this time, the lack of sleep is making me retarded a lot sooner than usual. but let's just say that the last 3 shows have all been bad ass! last nite in richmond, we played at this weird, neato museum/gallery that used to be a firehouse and there were stripper poles everywhere! and ...

day 5: baltimore and richmond!

Sunday, March 4th, 2007

both very fun! both very cool! the mishaps and i made very drunken plans to tour with each other! i hope that works out! luv, t

day 3: the philly connection

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

last nite was the first big art show of the tour, and it was friggin awesome! even the art was amazing. some people in one booth were yelling 'nipples and dicks' everytime i walked by, and i really had nothing clever to retort. philly is either gonna be really nice to you or ...

day 2: tiddyfresh!

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

you may ask yourself, "Self, what is 'tiddyfresh'?" well to answer your question, we would need to define the term, 'tiddyfresh'. but how does one define such an ethereal phrase? one doesn't. but had you been at matchless on wednesday, you would be able to clearly understand. because that's exactly what it was: tiddyfresh. toof-out.

day 1: hey buddy, are you gonna sit there with your thumb up your ass or what?

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

is just one example of the delightful colloquialisms that you can hear this happy little city of whiny, complaining, impatient, ugly, babies. however, for $3.25, you can eat some really good eggs, toast and homefries. so it's not really the city that never sleeps. it's the city that always disappoints and immediately reassures! and ...

tour diary - day 4 - where’s the mf internet up in this piece?

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

okay, it's been a couple of days since we've blogged due to a surprising lack of internet connectivity. so here's a recap: salt lake city was fun. i woke up at 730 in the morning on the floor of a hotel room to a danish man in his underwear holding my wallet saying, ...

tour diary - day 2: Denver

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Denver kicked ASS!!! it had all the makings of either a really, really good show.... or a really, really bad one. and i'll be damned if it didn't turn out mf BAD ASS!!!! i wanna thank all the folks who showed up and live at monkey mania for making my monday nite kinda special now, ...

tour diary - day 1: the apple dumpling gang rides again!

Monday, May 15th, 2006

well folks! the tour has begun. it started with a really loud bang friday nite at headhunter's in austin! it was a really fun show, and i got to sing a very special song about anilingus to my dad. Hug, Cry Blood Apache and Rubber Robot were all really mf awesome, too! sunday, we drove ...